whudats May 2, 2005 Share whudats Member May 2, 2005 "You know you're a 'Star Wars' geek when ..." * "You own a pair of Yoda Underoos from the 1980 'Empire' release ... and are wearing them right now." * "You're a 27-year-old male with a cardboard cutout of Princess Leia." * "You are saving money for a $15,000 bronze Yoda replica." * "You have Han and Leia figures on top of your wedding cake." * "You own 'The Star Wars Holiday Special' featuring Bea Arthur." * "You have more invested in your lightsaber collection than your Roth IRA." * "You and your friend fight over who gets the 'Imperial March' for their cell phone's ringtone." * "You and your friends have matching tattoos commemorating your childhood 'Star Wars' club, 'The Bounty Hunters Alliance.' " * "You are still mad at your father for forcing you to mow the lawn on the opening day of 'Return of the Jedi.' " * "You claim to be able to translate R2-D2's electronic language without C-3PO's help." * "You name your son Luke just to be able to say, 'Luke, I am your father.' " * "You pretend your mini-van is the Millennium Falcon." * "You've yelled, 'Nerf Herder' as a traffic insult." Taken from a column by Maegan Carberry, RedEye, Published May 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma May 3, 2005 Share YoMamma Member May 3, 2005 * "You name your son Luke just to be able to say, 'Luke, I am your father.' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishmael May 5, 2005 Share ishmael Member May 5, 2005 "you save every peice of food with star wars on it, cheezits, potatoe chips, ect" and yes, i know someone who does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashad May 6, 2005 Share Rashad Member May 6, 2005 I like this one: * "You and your friend fight over who gets the 'Imperial March' for their cell phone's ringtone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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