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Joke of the Day 10/30


JackieChan

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Not as funny, but here is one nonetheless.

 

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.�

 

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

 

“Why, that’s amazing!� the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?�

 

The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.�

 

“From hunger, you mean?� asked the doctor.

 

“No, from skipping.�

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