GOrnE April 26, 2007 Share GOrnE Member April 26, 2007 While speeding down the road yesterday, I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do? "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot ***hole?" he asked. To which I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan April 26, 2007 Share JackieChan GC Alumni April 26, 2007 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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