GOrnE April 24, 2008 Share GOrnE Member April 24, 2008 A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL April 24, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member April 24, 2008 A play on that joke is in an old comedy movie called "Young Doctors in Love" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher April 25, 2008 Share Preacher Member April 25, 2008 Dats just nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE April 25, 2008 Author Share GOrnE Member April 25, 2008 You guys are getting to be a tough crowd. Maybe I should bring out my better jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL April 25, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member April 25, 2008 You have better jokes and you posted this one?!?! /me slaps GOrnE in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE April 25, 2008 Author Share GOrnE Member April 25, 2008 You have better jokes and you posted this one?!?!/me slaps GOrnE in the back of the head. No.. I was hoping no one would call my bluff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lousiest April 25, 2008 Share lousiest Member April 25, 2008 I like it Had me in stiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demoner April 25, 2008 Share Demoner Member April 25, 2008 LoL, nasty but funny keep them coming Gorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infideL April 26, 2008 Share infideL Member April 26, 2008 agreed, keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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