Shazz October 27, 2008 Share Shazz Member October 27, 2008 A cabbie picks up a Nun She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL October 27, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member October 27, 2008 GAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infideL October 27, 2008 Share infideL Member October 27, 2008 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather October 28, 2008 Share Fairweather Member October 28, 2008 .. i think i missed something -----> let the explanations and bashings begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz October 28, 2008 Author Share Shazz Member October 28, 2008 "The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'" that help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL October 28, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member October 28, 2008 The nun isn't a real nun. It's a guy dressed up as a nun for a Halloween contest. Need more? Ok, so the cabbie kissed a nun who wasn't really a nun but was actually a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather October 28, 2008 Share Fairweather Member October 28, 2008 lol well isnt my face red, i probably shouldve graduated from grade 3 so i could learn good engrish and read rewl good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL October 28, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member October 28, 2008 Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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