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The Jackson Cuba Ultima Dong Hwan Martrydom Gargamel Doom Ninjas Brigade


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Introduction

I am The Mighty Sewer Horse supreme leader and commander of The Jackson Cuba Ultima Dong Hwan Martrydom Gargamel Doom Ninjas Brigade. We are a legendary group of mighty internet warriors. You can simply call us the Jackson Martyrdom Ninjas Brigade. We have been at the front line of many epic internet wars and are well versed in Jackson Gorilla Warfare techniques which have in the past been used to obliterate slashdot.org. 2 months ago The Barbalosaur launched surprise attack on us but he was immediately obliterated. We have also obliterated askaninja.com.

 

 

Good evening. I would like to introduce fellow comrades to the current situation as it exists on the internet. Video of The Chewbacca Superkick is quickly spreading across the internet and many of our enemies have learned the correct application of our most secret and mighty technique. Our agents are working quickly to determine source of the leak and obliterate him. Thankfully, no one yet knows how to perform The Jackson Superkick.

 

 

We are recruiting lieutenants for Jackson Martyrdom Ninja operations in many sectors of the internet. Experience in sewers is necessary. Our comrades in The Machete Santas SWAT Brigade are also looking for operatives.

 

for more info: http://www.myspace.com/obamaspimp

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The Jackson Cuba Ultima Dong Hwan Martrydom Gargamel Doom Ninjas Brigade is still looking for talented lieutenantes for operations in the GC DM server!

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