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Man Arrested for Firing Half-Baked Weapon

Fri August 1, 2003 02:50 PM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man for firing potatoes at passers-by with a home-made bazooka, authorities in the western city of Essen said on Friday.

"It was like a bazooka that fired potatoes," a spokesman for police in Essen said. "Jolly dangerous from close range."

 

Police said the weapon consisted of about five feet of drainpipe attached to an aerosol can which the man ignited to propel the root vegetables toward their targets.

 

"He was plastered and probably thought it was fun," the spokesman said.

 

The 33-year-old man is now under investigation for attempting to cause bodily harm and violating gun laws.

 

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here's another story for you, on the same day

 

Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance

Fri Aug 1, 8:25 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

 

 

 

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

 

 

 

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

 

 

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

 

 

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

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