Xterminator August 31, 2003 Share Xterminator Member August 31, 2003 Kids say the darndest things! Some grade school teachers must agree with that because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take". - The parts of speech are lungs and air. - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. - A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and Water. - (Define H20 and CO2). H20 is hot water and CO2 is cold water. - The general direction of the Alps is straight up. - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster and Paris. - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. - THe head sits on top of the head and you sit on the bottom. - One of the main causes of dust is janitors. - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duty constipated authorities. - One by-product of raising cattle is calves. - The four seasons are salt, peper, mustard, and vinegar. - The climate is hottest next to the Creator. - Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings. - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom. - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. - Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. - In the middle of the 18 century, all the morons moved to Utah. - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter. - Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in the advancing toward what will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak2786 August 31, 2003 Share Ak2786 Member August 31, 2003 Bill Cosby > you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble .gc September 26, 2003 Share Trouble .gc Member September 26, 2003 you know you grew up in the 80's if.... so sad but true, i can relate with most of these my fav. would have to be "You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school (heck yeah!! hahaha)" i loved that game! my ox would always die. :prop: **sorry this has nothign to do with your post, i just wanted to put it somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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