GOrnE

the jokes aren't a challenge.. i luv em and have a huge collection somewhere on my harddirve

below me? wait.. that sounded kinda bad too btw... how'd this get sooo off topic?

I'm still learning.. so plz.. by all means bring on the ownage!

the gorne man will deliver!!!

man.. never realized there were so many versions of cs out there... how long has cs been around?

An out of work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I've got you a job" says his agent. "That's great" says the actor, what is it?" "Well" says his agent "it's a one-liner" "That's okay" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything; What's the line?" "Hark I hear the cannons roar" says the agent. "Hark I hear the cannons roar?" the actor questions. "Yes, hark I hear the cannons roar" confirms the agent. "I love it" says the actor "When's the audition?" "Wednesday" says the agent. Wednesday comes and the actor arrives at the audition. He marches on stage and shouts: "Hark I hear the cannons roar". "Brilliant" says the director, "you've got the job, be here 9 o'clock Saturday evening". The actor is so ecstatic he got the job that he leaves and heads straight to his favorite bar and goes on a major bender. He wakes up 8:30 Saturday evening, after his bender, and runs to the theatre continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". He arrives at the stage entrance, out of breath and is stopped by the bouncer. "Who the hell are you?" asks the bouncer. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'"" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "you're late, get up to makeup straight away." So he runs up to make up continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". "Who the hell are you" asks the makeup girl. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'?" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're late, sit down here" and she applies the makeup. "Now quick, get down to the stage, you're about to go on" So he dashes down to the stage continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". "Who the hell are you" asks the stage manager. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'?" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "Get on there, the curtains about to go up" So he tears onto the stage. The curtains rise, the house is full. Suddenly from behind him comes an enourmously loud blast. BANG The actor shouts "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!!?!?!" Honestly, this one of my personal favorites

mine came out to about $2700ish... a bit expensive but well worth it (probably cuz it was a gift ) and it sounds amazing.... for a laptop and actually, i get an hour or so if im just surfing the net on battery life you bastage! then heat.. well.. the left palm rest gets warm but nothing you couldn't handle

u broke it anon didn't you.. ADMIT IT!!!

little jealous are we vovik? and no.. im not married yet and hopefully won't be for a while

at least you use to be good... i just get lucky from time to time

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ethiopia_guarde...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl now, question is.. where can i get one ??

So today, as always, i was getting owned by everyone on scopeless, i began to wonder, how long have you guys played cs. I dont mean just source I mean any other version of cs out there. Personally I have been playing since Feburary of this year, since that was when my new laptop () came in. p.s. if something like this has already been posted (funny feeling it has) forgive my n00bness and ANSWER IT AGAIN! it wont kill ya

http://www.notebookforums.com/showthread.php?t=84906 all the info you need

lmao.. decoy, sounds like you got the newer equivilent of my laptop http://www.pctorque.com/9880.php if it is that... dude trust me your in for a treat. The minute you see it your gonna be like edit: talk about being on the same page

can we get a ban on sol from buying nades?

thats not nice but i can live with gornezugud...

if you do.. plz videotape her reaction and post it for all of our enjoyment.. that is if she doesn't kill you on the spot

was that the adult swim guy? then yes i can attest to that. Plus he was swearing up a storm when asked to watch the language

tis a pity post kilz.. i wish i could help ya but alas.. i can't p.s. holy CRAP YOU ALREADY HAVE 100 POSTS?!?!?!

Dear Diary, I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do". One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me". I said, "WHAT????" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman". I am thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep. The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed dept store... I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes.I said "Lets get a pair for each outfit". We went to the jewellery dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. She was almost sexually excited from all of this. You should have seen her face when she said, "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like buying all of this stuff now." You should have seen her face...it went completely blank.I then said,"Really honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while" And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,"You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man" I figure that I won't be getting any again until sometime after the spring of 2008. GOrnE strikes again!

f5=refresh page and fatty... like i said.. it'll become a forum favorite..and u will be hitting f5 for it just give it some time thats all

define... a couple

no one's has.. i am curious too about my ranking because only i can go 1-11 on one map and 25-7 on the next one..

the jokes'll catch on.. it'll become a forum favorite.. more to come people so leave more props

aww... only 50? what happened to my hook up???