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its my second black car.. its a pita to keep clean but its not impossible and im assuming ur a stang man too? what do u have?

u shoot like anonymo case closed

wasn't a fan of the stock spoiler.. maybe a ducktail in the future, and some stripes

i dropped my nade cuz i was laughing at clue.... /noob

seriously.. get the stang.. im coming from the same boat.. had an acura rsx and just got a new mustang gt.. and golly gee!... the torque.. it finally feels like my car isn't being dragged 10 malnourished ethopian kids.. that or the 350z.. those were the two cars i was lookin at.. also.. the stang takes 87 unleaded at the pump although it guzzles it like no other

Yum 06 Mustang Gt Fully loaded.. although.. there really wasn't much to load...

lol.. good to be back and trust me.. whatever kills i got..were all pure luck anyways.. come on kru.. lead us! tell us what to do.. cuz u kno.. hte rest of us our just lost

oh oh! im back! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lets get it started

I am!.. although my laptop is still broken.. so no cs for a few more weeks

saw that punchline a mile away maybe i just know to many jokes

Still haven't seen you online on AIM. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well im on almost every night.. jeez.. you know what? what time are YOU on????

put me down if the match time is on monday or sunday evening

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, or when the job takes longer than you said it would." The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine -- and the head and the *** are interchangeable.

Your guide to the female vocabulary ... FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine." GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD ! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint! Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Ooh! where do i sign up? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well if you actually use your aim account, then sign on. Once I can talk to you I'll get you registered with TWL and CAL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> whatcha talking about? im usually on aim sn = gorne06

would it be completely out of line for me to change her posts for my own amusement? ps.. if u haven't seen .. preacher and I are the leaders of this forum.. so.. as for your question.. alot more authority than u

that's great that you love me so much but next time you have nothing to contribute to the thread do yourself a favor and keep it to yourself You have been warned

The Board of the prominent town charity had always hoped for a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So when the charity's new Director was hired, she thought she would impress the Board by getting a big check out of him. She made an appointment with the lawyer and visited him in his lavish office. She opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the town charity?" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the new Director mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that." "Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children." The stricken charity representative begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a big mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled, and another has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?" The humiliated Director, completely beaten, says, "I'm sorry, I had no idea." "So," the lawyer concludes, "if I didn't give them any money, what makes you think I'd ever give any to you?"

Ooh! where do i sign up?

kilz.. u are teh mang! seriously.. this is a nice alternative when the gc servers are all full and thx for giving us the option of using ur servers for matches.. althought im not in the scrim team for goci.. im sure we all appricate it anyways.. cya in there!

oooooh kwix i'll take the first one.. the one with the black background.. if u don't mind

get er out of there! cs office pwns de office

A look into modern management... A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then management said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people: one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies. Then management said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people: one to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then management said, "How are all these people going to get paid?" So they created positions for a timekeeper and a payroll officer, and hired two more people to fill them. Then management said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people: an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then management said, "We've had this command in operation for one year now and we're $18,000 over budget. We have to cut back on overall costs." So they laid off the night watchman.

ahhhhhh.. to be married...

bah.. since everyone else is doing it.. +1 to post count