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A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy: - It's dark here. - Yes it is. - I've got a soccer ball. - That's nice. - Do you want to buy it? - No, thanks. - My dad is outside. - Ok, how much? - 250 dollars. After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy: - It's dark here. - Yes it is. - I've got a soccer cleats. Remembering what happened last time, man asks: - How much? - 750 dollars. - Ok. After few days, father says to his son: - Lets go and play soccer. - I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats. - How much did you get? - 1000 dollars. - That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess. Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says: - It's dark here. Priest: - Don't start with that sh!^ again!!! A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. - "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lápiz." A student asked what gender is 'computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.

On the stats page, how does it deterime how many points you recieve? I am about even on kills and deaths, yet keep getting points. Is it by who you kill, bomb plants, Hosties rescued? Just wondering.

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YO!!! YO!!! YO!!!

Ok, got a bike with out selling it.

I joined because of the regulars, like (edit,had names listed but felt bad if i forgot someone.) A bunch or great players but not cocky and loud mouthed. They always went for objective and try to get plans to work. I sarted coming in more often and was able to learn from good players, skills and the way they treat people. Admins need to be admins and do what the players want or need to pick up level and fun of game play.

Oh no they have the password. Thanks, I hope to aid twc. Like I told rogue I do not play much but I want to scrim.

Yo I really want to scrim more. Lately I have been playing only for a few here and there. I took a break and came back, doing alot better. I like to pub,but if i could get on for and hour here and there I would rather scrim. If I pick it up a few more notches maybe do cal with you. If you guys do not want me freeman said he would take me. awp you later.

I would but I am taking my family to the Endurox in vegas. Going to be some good crashes. I bought tickets a month and a half ago.

desh and i will roadtrip it. bring the bikes and hit the dunes on the way back.

I would like to scrim abit when I can. I played a few 5v5 with fa freeman's team. Was alot of fun and what I need to progress. Agian just for fun and when I can. xfire. bigchiefkodiak

Ya sorry did not think of that. I do not read forums to much. I just play when i can.

says server is full how come my i cannot get in? i thought i had a reserve.

alot of players requesting admin on west. thanks.

i am on the fifth bock of the dark tower has a little bit of everything i like it alot so far.

oops.

just thought it was neato. http://www.gamespot.com/tournaments/cssourceaug06/index.php

I will go as long as it is on a friday or weekend. I will most likely bring the family so we will just get a room.

just get it going. i am in.

good job.