Girlzilla

Ugh, no. In Morrowind, you could customize spells – change their duration, range, and magnitude and be limited only by the amount of magicka you could cast. Totally different than Skyrim. So I’m stuck with largely useless necromancy spells that can only reanimate weak enemies, like those Rieklings. Even then, some of the higher Riekling classes (Hunter and the Boar Rider, from what I saw) don’t work. I dunno – maybe someone made a mod to address this. WHAT?! You donut. Just wait for a Steam sale. Besides, I know your unflagging honor would never permit such shiftiness.

Do we have room for cornhole? We have a set.

So, it's funny, because the strongest spell of yours is too weak to kill a werebear? And Rieklings sounds like ewoks but don't look as cute. Sorry, I'm a moron. Fly video made me smile, but I have no idea why he got kicked up in the sky. Haha Yah, my dremoras are big babies. The flying guy - it was a scripted event in the game. He just did.

LOL I've seen that video, but not with the song they put over it.

Just suck the joy out of life, why don't you!!! Cat, have you ever actually played Skyrim? (Your Steam library suggests No.) THEN GET OUT OF MY THREAD! Haha just kidding! You didn’t even crack a smile at the videos? I laughed like a banshee when that WereBear smacked my dremora lord 10 feet across the water. The dual dremoras are my best conjuration spell and I’m not used to them getting owned. Plus, “WereBears”… I also found the noises made by the Rieklings hilarious. They sound like ewoks from Star Wars. (Didn’t they also carry spears? I remember Princess Leah getting poked at). And the second video is mainly an inside joke if you ever played Morrowind (the 3rd TES game – Skyrim being the 5th). Near Seyda Neen at the beginning of the game, you cross paths with a similar failed flying experiment, all splat in the middle of the road. Okay, maybe not ROFL material, but I’m new to frapping and kinda intent on flooding YouTube with my contributions. I have another video, all Rieklings and an untimely death. “Boo cha.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_B9qEYMF-4

I want to sit where people won’t stare at me. I’ll feel very uncomfortable if I have to pick my nose.

Pictionaryyyyyyyyyyyy

Another funnies I frapped http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqKM4xJ9Xcw&feature=youtu.be

OK, here it is. Just played the new DLC and uploaded to YouTube two battles I thought were hilarious. Hopefully, somebody will find this interesting to watch. I didn't edit it. Just pure gameplay. Note to self: WereBears are not happy CareBears. And about those Rieklings... you just want to pet them and squeeze their fat cheeks – but then they try to spear you. I’ll be mad if you don’t watch in High Def. 1080HD yay! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhYbiYEGPE&feature=youtu.be If the link no workie, it's ZillaGames GC in YouTube. My favorite is the gigantic smack at 0:48 rofl My poor lil dremora lords. Anyway, I love the DLC so far. I played Morrowind to death back in the day and this DLC is like a blast from the past. I yam what I yam; and you’re an ash yam. Oooo boar meat. You bore me! You creep cluster! No, you’re a creep cluster!

Gah! 38 The ending like, you kill the evil dragon from the start of the game? Skyrim is about the adventure, not the story. Yes! And this DLC is taking 38 minutes to download GRRR!!

I just want to see the massive traffic jams. I like roads, lots of roads! When I was little, my sister and I used to play with our little matchbox cars and use crayons and pencils and whatever else we could find to make little roadways on the carpet.

Oo oo me me! Pick me! Are we waiting for Saturday customs or before that to test?

Released this coming Tuesday wooooooooooooo I'm gonna frap it like nobody's business and try to make a funny video of my Skyrim adventures.

To get it delivered on the day it's released, I have to pay for two-day shipping which comes to about $16 for me. Think I'm just gonna buy at my local GameStop and help poor Ohio get some sales revenue. I know it's a better deal on Amazon, but oh well. I'm a sucker.

Bringing my 1,000,000 lb tower

Haha! Bloody British accents...

When can we buy tickets? This place is 50 minutes from me. Would be silly not to go.

I'm guessing from being too drunk to notice? Some people are as edible as a table leg.

Don't you know the pokemon Gigglypuff? 0_o Nooo... Are you going to give me cattitude now?

Case of the Pregnant Lady A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well, your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are Coming,’ and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under the sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident,’… I just lost it.” “CASE DISMISSED!!”

An Asian was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, “Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat yen fo dollar – today I get hunat eighty?” The bank teller says, “Fluctuations.” The Asian says, “Fluc you white guys too!”

A WOMAN is LIKE THE EARTH.. At 16, she is like Antartica - unexplored At 24, she is like the Amazon - full of adventure! At 30, she is like Switzerland - almost perfect! At 40, she is like (the former) East Germany - needs billions in subsidies every year... At 50, she is like Siberia....everyone knows where that is, but no one wants to go there....

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen who ruled over the land of Harrybutt. She was blessed with a son and named him Crack. But one day she lost him and went to the police in a mad panic, crying, "I looked all over my Harrybutt and couldn't find my crack!"

I don't see a scowl. I don't know what I see. A purple marker with a green cap getting a deadly dose of radiation sickness?