My neighborhood is the best.
Every week I have to listen to mexican music, because of my lovely neighbors.
Few weeks ago, when I walked outside to smoke, there were about 40 cops searching something with flash lights in the bushes and grass, near my house. When I asked one of them what is going on the answer was like "Get lost!"
One year ago some drunk idiots damaged (scratches, dents, broken mirrors etc) every other car on my street, without any reason:)
2 Years ago, my buddies swam by my house to show their new car (Acura), we were standing outside by the car. All over a sudden, from nowhere 2 cars stopped by us, next thing I see a wild random drunk latino comes up and with saying "What r u fokking lookin' at?", he punches my friend in the face. Then, about 6 guys popped out from the cars, and the fight began. When police came over, our rivals already left battlefield. We found, those idiots broke all windows in Acura. Cops were questioning us what happened. After they were done with the incident report, they arrested our guy, because he had no insurance for his new car:) They didn't find anyone that night, although we have cameras in each intersection and community paid for them.
I love my neighborhood! "Sarcasm"