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Jerkoff

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  1. Let my turtle tinkle on your floor every morning!

    1. HellsBells

      HellsBells

      I make it into soup

  2. "Girls think I'm ugly until I show them how much I make. Then they call me ugly and poor"

  3. I STALK WHENEVER I WANT TO

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    2. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      Wake yo donkey up princess!

    3. Jerkoff

      Jerkoff

      I got Linkin Park agree to wake you up in the morning by playing "Breaking the Habit"

    4. HellsBells
  4. Nothing to do in office, posting on GC!

    1. TheDude

      TheDude

      does that work the other way around too?

  5. Oh joy, have to work on the weekend again! 15 days straight of work with no days off. Just going to sleep in the middle of the mountains in New Jersey tomorrow. Forget home!

  6. My assassination weapon would be a Umbrella Shrapnel Bomb...and when it successfully works, I would say "It's raining blood outside"

  7. Wassup with all these ponies man? There everywhere I'm telling you...Is like Barbie Doll incarnation

    1. MasterTalpa

      MasterTalpa

      We need to end this infestation as soon as we can.

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