Elvis

Divorce sucks.

What was is Keralis? It has been a rough couple days on our admins. Maybe post in the Ban section. You can state your case there.

•If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. Jack Handy

Hall and Oats! How can you record two SOOOO completely different songs. Not like both diff both good. One of these songs should be in song writers HOF. The other should be forgotten. "She's Gone" vs "Maneater"

Watching Olympic news. What's up with that funky Russian font that is on all the signs? It's always capitalized and SCREAMING AT YOU. Then when I think I start to figure out some of the letters...they throw in a backwards R??? Is this just a plan to mess with silly American minds?

The Past is a merciless enemy. Better to retreat to the future.

This shirt is "Dry Clean Only"...which means "It's Dirty".

Dear Lord I sincerely hope you're coming, cause you really started something.

“The songs will tell a story... They speak of a misfit's love for an unattainable woman and a struggle between a huckster and someone who composes music in secret.”

There is something kind of absurd about people who live in such a comfortable, cushioned, spoiled society tattooing themselves and piercing themselves to make them appear tribal. We`re trying to act like we`re some sort of tribe that`s been discovered in the mall

Sometimes I write notes that I have difficulty singing.

I used to be a dreamer But I realize that it's not my style at all In fact it becomes clearer that a dreamer Doesn't stand a chance at all