Mustard's CoffeeMaker

your sad jackie at least he didn't kick a dead animal... And he can spell....

Y'all! Stop!

That is so strange to me, to hear y'all say you've never seen deer like that. I see them all the time.

Just to make you feel better, you didn't hit the deer; the deer hit you. This past October, I was on my way home from the store when a deer ran out in front of me. I had just enough reaction time to slow down, but the stupid thing ran straight into the woman in the next lane over from me. It rebounded back towards me and rather than risk losing control of the car by swerving, I gritted my teeth and just hit it. The only damage to my car was a tiny, tiny dent under the driver side door and a lot of fur on the undercarriage. The other woman had pulled over to the side of the road and when I got out to check on her, she was hugging herself, rocking back and forth, and wailing like a banshee. There was a lot of damage to her car, so I had to reach past her and turn it off, just in case. She was in no position to do anything, so I stayed and called the police. After the first officer got there, three more cruisers showed up and parked in a triangle around the poor, stupid, dead deer and tried to determine it there were too many internal injuries for the meat to be any good. I love Georgia. The weird thing about it was, it happened on the one year anniversary of this. And when I was a kid, my dad hit two deer in the space of six months traveling the same stretch of road. After spending x amount of dollars getting his Blazer fixed, he got these things that you mount on the hood that make a very high pitched sound as you're going down the road that basically say, hey watch out, here I come. He didn't like deer too much, either.

My maiden name is Schuler, pronounced SHOO-ler. But growing up I heard skuller, shuhler, skooler. It was annoying. Now I just hear, " Hendricks, huh? Huh-huh...any relation to Jimmy?"

Y'all.

Oh, Ebil I love yours! I don't know what I have...... it's almost the same color as this background, and very very small. But it looks like <gasp> a tiny bunny!

Hey there, Fro. Let me introduce you to my friends Capitalization and Punctuation.

rofl! That's a funny drinking game! Well, I guess in both instances, there was a lot of fun to be had getting ourselves into the situation, mais oui?

Y'all hush. Try popping out a baby....that'll put braces in perspective. But speaking of getting out of school....I got to leave school once cause some of my friends were roughhousing at lunch a little too close to me and I got hit in the teeth with a coke can. It popped one of my brackets off and I left immediatly to get it fixed.

I would not want to be a lab-created diamond.

I had them. They weren't the horror story that people make them out to be, at least not for me, but they still were by no means fun. At times they were quite painful. But more painful things come to mind. Like childbirth, tattoos, stubbing my big toe....

I know you are! And I'm doing my best to be an annoying know-it-all.

I'm telling you- there's a difference between redneck and a southern drawl. Don't confuse them. JC "y'all've" is a good try, but grammatically impossible. Also it implies too many syllables. Y'allv- one syllable. It looks funny, but there it is.

Oh, Lord no! I know how to enunciate. "Dem" and "dat dere" is hickish. I'd say it more like, " thee-um" and "thaih-ut theh-ii-arr". But not broken into syllables like the dashes imply. It might be hard to wrap your mind around it if you've never heard the difference.

Y'all hush now! I'm not going to even try to hide my accent, I'm proud of it. But keep pickin' on me, I like it. It makes me laugh. I tried to type that out like I would pronounce all the words, but can't think of how to express all of the vowel sounds. I don't sound like a backwoods hick....more like Paula Deen. Well, maybe not quite that thick.... When did this turn into a discussion about my southern drawl?

Oh, my Lord.....

ROFL

I thought about arguing the fact that the first one comes with a standard keyboard insert, but after a closer look, that might be a pain in the boo-tay to have to change out as often as I fear might be needed. I know he does do a lot of typing in-game. Okay then- thanks for the help y'all! I'm going to go with the second one.

Only the FF forums.

Do what?!

I was grinning when I typed that, as I am now, as well.

I'm a Southern Belle, what can I say, y'all?

I want to get Mustard a Zboard for Father's Day, but should I get this one, or this one? They both look cool. I'm so confused. I really want to surprise him, so I figured I'd ask y'alls opinions before I went to Mustard and spoiled the surprise. Y'all know what games he plays, right? CS, Warcraft 3, SWG, BattleField, and I bought him D&D Online last night. Stuff like that. What do y'all think?

Sounds like Mustard.