Bill of rights.

[All Kill3r]

The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell

Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President!

 

Quote; "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to

help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more

riots,keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the

blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-

grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some

common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional,

and other liberal bed-wetters.

 

We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people

are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill

of NON-Rights."

 

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or

any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally

acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

 

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This

country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -

not just you!

You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,

etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

 

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you

stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect

the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently

wealthy.

 

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.

Americans are the most charitable people to be found and will gladly

help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing

generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve

nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional

couch potatoes.

 

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would

be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not

interested in public health care.

 

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.

If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be

surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

 

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others.

If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,

don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away

in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color

TV or a life of leisure.

 

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want

you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we

expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and

vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

 

ARTICLE IX: You do hot have the right to happiness. Being an American

means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way,

is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic

laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

 

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where

you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever

you came from.

 

(lastly....)

 

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history

or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God

And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any

faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD

WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable

with it, TOUGH!!!!!

 

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing

tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time

common sense is allowed to flourish.

 

[Jiffy]

/applaud

 

so true...so very true.