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Hambone

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Why am I so attractive to the opposite sex? I'm not devastatingly beautiful, but I am handsome. I do possess the razor sharp wit which slices through even the toughest of women with precise verbal incision. I wear phat clothes, often including a full-sized grandfather clock dangling around my neck on a chain-link 4 feet in length, did I mention it was made of solid gold? Girls just like me for some reason. I don't know. It's my gift my curse... I'm like Spiderman.

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You strive to be one with the Connery within, Hammeh. Thats all there is to it.

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The answer to your question... pity... mercy... :rolleyes:;)

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Yeah, a girl would find any guy attractive after drinking a whole 6 pack...

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I think it has something to do with my 6-pack.

If by 6-pack you mean the 'keg' you've got when you finish your 6-pack :P

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