JackieChan August 4, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 4, 2006 After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Cool August 4, 2006 Share Mr.Cool Member August 4, 2006 nice one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magruter August 4, 2006 Share Magruter Member August 4, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL August 4, 2006 Share dwEEziL Member August 4, 2006 Hehe, I liked all the little subtle jokes mixed in it as well. "Couldn't afford a bigger bed"..."cousins". LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller August 4, 2006 Share Leveller Member August 4, 2006 Good one, I love the "ads by google" this joke brings up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE August 4, 2006 Share GOrnE Member August 4, 2006 Lmao, didn't see that punchline coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan August 4, 2006 Share ScubaDan Member August 4, 2006 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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