JackieChan August 19, 2006 Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 19, 2006 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE August 19, 2006 Share GOrnE Member August 19, 2006 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to thedriveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep." Lmao, I was thinking of posting this exact joke. Grr.. GET OUT OF MY HEAD JACKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan August 19, 2006 Author Share JackieChan GC Alumni August 19, 2006 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep." Lmao, I was thinking of posting this exact joke. Grr.. GET OUT OF MY HEAD JACKIE Too slow XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator August 21, 2006 Share Xterminator Member August 21, 2006 hah that's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerisme August 31, 2006 Share farmerisme Member August 31, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan August 31, 2006 Share ScubaDan Member August 31, 2006 Hahahahahaha!! It's so funny cause it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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