ThruX July 29, 2008 Share ThruX Member July 29, 2008 "Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed. "What are you selling?" I asked. "Geometrical algebra drugs." "Huh!?" "Geometry drugs. Ya got your uppers, your downers, your sidewaysers, your inside-outers..." "Stop right there," I interrupted. "I've never heard of inside-outers." "Oh, man, you'll love 'em. Makes you feel like M.C. ever-lovin' Escher on a particularly weird day." "Go on..." "OK, your inside-outers, your arbitrary bilinear mappers, and here, heh, here are the best ones," he said, pulling out a large clear bottle of orange pills. "What are those, then?" I asked. "Givens transformers. They'll rotate you about more planes than you even knew existed." "Sounds gross. What about those bilinear mappers?" "There's a whole variety of them. Here's one you'll love -- they call it 'One Over Z' on the street. Take one of these little bad boys and you'll be on speaking terms with the Point at Infinity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL July 29, 2008 Share dwEEziL Member July 29, 2008 Um...er...uh...<blink>..."ha"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher July 29, 2008 Share Preacher Member July 29, 2008 Well if I think I'm a huge geek I can always come here and know I am a million times closer to normal than some of the folks around here lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruX July 29, 2008 Author Share ThruX Member July 29, 2008 I thought it had a good twist, Testing the waters. Oh and Preacher you are not normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa July 30, 2008 Share Playaa Member July 30, 2008 It probably had a great twist...if I had any clue at all what that twist was exactly...or what any of it was really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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