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from my old man:

Date: Monday, December 1, 2008, 7:29 AM

Thursday - November 27, 2008 Detroit, Michigan

 

Detroit police have recovered the body of an adult male

from the parking lot of Lion's Ford Field at 4:45 pm. The

victim fell and died due to excessive alcohol consumption.

He was wearing a Lion's jersey, black fishnet stockings,

and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted into

his rectum.

 

Police thoughtfully removed the Lion's jersey to

spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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