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Here's a story printed by the paper here in Thunder Bay. I laughed. I know this guy, play music with him once a month for an inter-city youth group.

 

Story

 

The People vs. Fog

Thursday, February 12, 2009

 

 

 

It is our allegation that on Feb. 10, 2009, the defendant Fog was in violation of multiple building code and zoning bylaws in the City of Thunder Bay relating to height restrictions and the blocking of public views. The views in question relate to Fog's obstruction of our beloved Sleeping Giant for the entirety of 10/02/2009.

The people of Thunder Bay have rallied against any kind of progress and economic development or stimulus that would put the view of said Giant into question, and will not stand idly by while Fog launches yet another threatening attack on our right to an unobstructed gaze at the harbour.

We the people of Thunder Bay are seeking compensation in the form of more sunny days, and the promise that no other forms of development that will-likely-not-block-our-view-but-pose-some-sort-of-threat-to-us-nonetheless will be placed within one (1) km of the waterfront and Prince Arthur's Landing.

Consider yourself served, Fog.

 

Nik Fiorito

for The People of Thunder Bay

 

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The sleeping giant shown above (in the summer).

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