JackieChan October 17, 2011 Share JackieChan GC Alumni October 17, 2011 An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden , but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me....Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the Yams and Potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling October 17, 2011 Share samurai nightling Member October 17, 2011 Heh i like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher October 17, 2011 Share Preacher Member October 17, 2011 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!†The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!†The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kangawallafox October 19, 2011 Share kangawallafox Member October 19, 2011 An oldie but still a goodie Jackie..............yours was a goodie 2 Preacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacher October 19, 2011 Share Preacher Member October 19, 2011 3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation. Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. " Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes." Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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