Xterminator August 26, 2003 Share Xterminator Member August 26, 2003 Your item is:Can Opener of StarCraft -1 - 0 Damage Wrong game for some reason i laughed really hard when i read the Wrong game part heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linch August 26, 2003 Share linch Member August 26, 2003 OK... I couldn't help my self... I have to list some of my favorites!! Your item is: Omnipotent Pipe Wrench of Ohio 1 - 3 Damage Entire map revealed +4 to all skills for not living in the south Your item is: Lance of Depression 2 - 34 Damage Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists +30 to haiku writing skills Your item is: Menacing Skirt of Lubrication 87 - 120 Damage Hit causes monster to flee 10% slippery Your item is: Rock of Sexual Positions 0 - 4 Damage Player now is completely naked When standing still will take many sexual positions Can only be used by the Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, and Druid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL August 26, 2003 Author Share dwEEziL Member August 26, 2003 (edited) (@ the StarCraft thing) Edited August 26, 2003 by dwEEziL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mossad August 26, 2003 Share Guest Mossad Guests August 26, 2003 Your item is: Cork Screw of Sexual Frustration 89 - 96 Damage +3 to strength -50% to stamina prone to hit on Charsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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