Xterminator December 4, 2003 Share Xterminator Member December 4, 2003 I got this in an e-mail from a friend 1) I know a church where we could go a talk. 2) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. 3) Did it hurt when you feel from heaven? 4) Christians don't shake hands, they have to hug. 5) The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," so how about dinner? 6) Is it a sin that you stole my heart? 7) Do you believe in Divine appointment? 8) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before? 9) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. 10) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark. 11) We have to hold hands when we pray so the circle won't be broken. 12) Christians kiss before parting--it's an old Jewish tradition. 13) I didn't believe in predestination until I met you. 14) I'll turn the other cheek for you, if you'll turn yours to me. 15) Do you think "Ask, and it shall be given to you" is to be taken literally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL December 4, 2003 Share dwEEziL Member December 4, 2003 9) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. 10) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark. HAHA, these are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jane December 5, 2003 Share jane Member December 5, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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