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Fairweather

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  1. careful w/ the stratus's after a certain amount of time they need front end replacement which is not cheap, cost me about 500$ a side and both had to be done
  2. why pay that expensive technology when somebody could wack you on the head for 10 bucks?
  3. well atleast he didnt hurt anybody else i guess, his sentence was suspended for 2 years i wonder if this was to allow him to finish school first, i'd assume that they'd kick him out though
  4. good to hear your doin well! hope your ready to tear it up on the westcoast when your back
  5. now thats a sport i'd watch over golf
  6. Fairweather

    jk's

    One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
  7. wwwooooo i think the sens got the rest of this series now, buffalo needed to win that game
  8. hands down lord of the rings
  9. mav aren't you an english major? we all know you only noticed it like 2 days ago so you can qiut pretending
  10. i'd be more angry at the fact that my hard earned tax dollars are being used to pay for police to solve a virtual "rape crime"
  11. hogwash, the sens are gonna make the buffalo's extinct
  12. i cant wait for it to come out on dvd so i can finally watch it again
  13. Fairweather

    5/01

    One day Ron woke up with splitting migranes that were so bad he couldnt even go to work, after a couple of days Ron decides to see a doctor to get rid of the splitting headaches. The docotor comes into the room after examining Ron with a grave look on his face, he says "well, your splitting headaches are being caused from your testicles pushing up into the base of your spine, i'm afraid we're going to have to cut them off". Ron thinks about it for a couple minutes and decides it'll be worth to go through with the procedure. After the operation Ron feels like a new man, his head is clear and he feels great so he decides to treat himself to a new suit. Ron walks into the suit shop and a very old chinese man is working, the old man looks at Ron and says "hhhmm, waist..32", Ron says "wow how did you know that??!", the old man replies "i've been in this business 60 years" The old man looks at Ron again and says "hhmm, chest.. 48", amazed Ron askes "how did you know that", the old man replies "i've been in this business 60 years" The old man then looks at him and says "underpants...20" and Ron says "AHA thats wrong i've been wearing size 15 underwear since i was 18" The old man replies "thats impossible, if you did that then your balls would press up into the base of your spine and cause terrible migranes"
  14. cause if a human tried to do it the robot would feel hurt and we'd have the whole terminator thing come true
  15. i actually lowered my rates to cmd 60 and update 40 and that seems to be working really well, everything runs alot smoother now and the choke is under control
  16. ya i guesse, when its not regs on and a different map comes on its kinda hit or miss if it stays full or not
  17. rush = poopy but i honestly like season, i think its a really good map
  18. kay, first you insert 4 whole wheat slices of heaven into the toaster, wait until they're golden brown, gently take them out and lay them about a silver platter, spread a healthy serving on PB on each slice, tthheenn take a good clump of jam and spread it on top of each piece bon appetite
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