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MattKemp

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  1. 's jacket got kidnapped!

  2. 's parents are gone for the weekend!!! Woohoo!!!!PARRRTTAAAYYYY!!!!!!! Lol

  3. "[name]? You saying [name2]'s innocent? I mean *for real* innocent?""Yeah, it looks that way.""Sweet Jesus. How long's he been in here?""Since '47, what is that...19 years."

  4. "A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect, every action in this world will bear a consequence.If you wade around forever you will surely drown, I see what's going down."

  5. "And so I held my tongue as she told me 'Son, fear is the heart of love', so I never went back."

  6. "Are you a God fearing man, Senator?"

  7. "Do you ever have déjà vu?""Didn't you just ask me that?"

    1. Madvillain

      Madvillain

      It's a glitch in the Matrix

  8. "Do you speaka any English?!"

    1. JyKri

      JyKri

      What is this 'English' you speak of?

    2. MasterTalpa

      MasterTalpa

      I speak that one language.

  9. "Don't need no pizza. They got plenty of food there."

  10. "Gee, all this horsepower, and no room to gallop!"

  11. "Get your big butt back in the house"

  12. "Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?""I was part of something special."

    1. Times138

      Times138

      what is with all these quotes that kemp?

       

  13. "Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark."

    1. Hailfire

      Hailfire

      Should we start a "Name That Movie Quote" thread?

  14. "I am not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me!"

  15. "I am the type who, is liable to snipe you with two seconds left to go, oh - got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya as long as I've got the dough!"

  16. "I can't make it.""Are you sure?""Yes, I'm sure.""Well, good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!"

  17. "I'd buy you a green dress."("but not a real green dress that's cruel")

    1. Lookback

      Lookback

      but did they ever actually wear it on stage? Maybe Yoko Ono?

  18. "If I were [a superhero], I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me..."

  19. "If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.""Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone."

    1. Cinkadeus

      Cinkadeus

      If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

  20. "It tastes funny.""It does not. It's just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don't think he'll mind."

  21. "It was just us in the whole place and we were just going room to room - just bouncing and flipping all over the place, hitting each other with balls, sweating, our shirts filthy. We were just dirty, stinky boys, you know?"

    1. MattKemp

      MattKemp

      That's Brandon Jacobs on taking a 6 year old boy and his brother out to a bouncy house. Yeah.... haha

  22. "John Beckwith: We lost so many good men out there.""Playing with the Yankees?""Yes, with the Yankees you loose good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry."

  23. "Look down there.""That's not my father. That's just my reflection.""No, look harder. ....You see? He lives in you."

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    4. samurai nightling

      samurai nightling

      The sad thing is, i knew this quote immediately, without any searching. Have I seen too many disney movies?

  24. "Many that die deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?"

    1. Hailfire

      Hailfire

      My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

    2. Lookback

      Lookback

      "Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement"

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