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Ask the angry vegetable. He is all knowing.

TY goot. I know you might be busy with everything but I thought I'd tell you I should be on scopeless tonight. If you have the time, drop in and we'll see if we can put this knife-to-the-noggin duel to the test. I'll be creeping around looking for you!! <rubs hands together and laughs a sinister 'muahahaha'> If you're lucky enough to kill me via knife, I will forever hang my head in shame and have "gooters" tatooed on my noggin. Hang in there! Honestly, I can't believe they're stringing you out like that.

All I know is I'm keeping my doors locked and security system armed to "stun" with these cookie wielding hoodlums running around. <puts s.w.a.t. # into speed dial list>

He was my second choice. Brillliant individual, just incredibly sick. If only he could've been pointed in the right direction.

Where's an admin when I need one? Who let her in here??!! Lies!! All Lies!!!!! I was told I was going to a Metallica concert. It was one of those Take-One-For-The-Team efforts. Oh the humanity...Where's goot's "<crawl into the fetal position>" quote sigh

Update: Danielle had chemo on Tuesday and did pretty good until today. She developed a cold (great) and starting looking a little green according to Kel. She got sick and then took a nap. We'll see how she's doing later today. She's scheduled for some pre-lim bloodwork this Tues to make sure her counts are OK and then we move into the rough stuff. Feb 22nd is day 1 of 60. After that, life gets better. BGB strengthened his #1 ranking in Kels favorite people list. She was thrilled about the wallpaper for Danielle's site. Her words were, and I quote: "If I ever see T face to face I'm gonna give him a big wet sloppy kiss". Funny...she never said that to ME before. Fatty is a close #2. Duke is a triple-echo distant #1,000,000,000,000. helloooo, helloooo, helloooo I'm gonna have to get creative for VD to increase my rank. How about slowing down a bit to let me catch up!!! I can joke around because life is chugging along pretty well. Marriage is strong, faith is strong, kids are well...life is good. I'm thankful for my blessings. Go hug your kids. Duke

Y Arafat. I'm tired of hearing about the plight of an ethnic race through the media. I'd like some un-spun information straight from the source. I know the Christian/Jewish side of it. I'd like to know more from the Muslim perspective.

I just want to say that my husband attended a Barry Manilow concert last year. The fact that Barry Manilow is near to my heart is besides the point. BRIAN AKA MR. DUKE WAS THERE TOO!! And.....he said he enjoyed the concert. Mrs. Duke

I sent the OSU fight song and will search for the others...... Mrs. Duke

I'll take the very rare compliment from you but don't go throwin' me in the superman category... I bawl my eyes out every other day. If it's taking a toll, that's a measure of a good man. That means you're human and you're concerned about your pride and integrity. If it didn't bother you I'd question those attributes (and you're in the wrong job). Stress will eat you alive and spit you out. Don't give it the satisfaction. Be in control as best you can. I'm prayin for ya. BTW chat your boss up over lunch--he/she has to know somethin.

Was going to say salsa, but you beat me to it. Dork??!! Oh really? Well you're dorkier! Listen here woodchuck(er). That was pure charm you experienced over dinner. I am insulted at the gross misunderstanding between charm and dorkiness. I spent $99.95 to learn how to be that suave!!! BTW, I've rattled my brain for a while and I can't think of any instance where you need those 3 songs. I mean...I'm really stretchin it and all I can come up with is some sort of 60s garb college party. Kidding aside, Kel can check tonight and I think she can help you out. Her dad's OSU alum and has a nice collection of music. I'll let you know what pans out.

<thinks back to traumatic wheelwalker accident: falling down the stairs eating Cherrios> It's all coming back now...surgically removed Cherrios.

OOOOOHH! I saw it coming! I have Slim Whitman's greatest hits as my prize collection piece. Are you sure you don't want anything from him? How about Barry Mannilow? BoxCar Willie? Milli Vanilli? or...gasp...Vanilla Ice?

THAT was in Christmas Story? Really?? How could I miss that. Hmmph. Maybe I'll go rent it just to see what I missed. A TDD eh? That's a real chest-beating, gorilla roaring, pee distance challenging nose to nose dare! We'll just have to see about that!!

You constantly have to make small changes to try to increase the value of your product. Skateboards to drugs to servers...it's all the same. Implement, evaluate, document, develop new concepts, re-implement. I say increase for 4 weeks and evaluate. If progress is made, go 4 more weeks and so on. If improvement is minimal, determine if cost-effective. If no improvement, go back to square 1.

Just got to really thinking about the pistols & nades comment. I envision lemming style rushes across the aztec bridge! BANZAII!!!!!!!!! Of course, that's the first thing that happens in round 1 anyway and no one is psyched about that, so I guess it's back to allowing the semi-scopes. I think it draws from the uniqueness of the server and I think it might lopside the game too quick (after round 1). Besides, maybe we need to expand our skills in more guns (sigh...like I wasn't bad enough with everything else). As much as it pains me to state it, my 2 cents is to leave as is and train more on the guns you don't like.

Those things are awesome!! Whatever happen to just bouncy chairs and lincoln logs?

I must've spent too much time playing Warlords when I was a kid. What in the world are you guys talkin about??!! Did I miss an episode of Different Strokes or somethin?

x2 Worry about what you can control...put the rest in God's hands.

Put me down for A15, if still avail.

Add me to the list!! I'm in!!

I don't want to step on any toes. If you want to run the GC one, that's one less I have to run. Count ME in for YOUR league!!