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i'd like to think all the horrible and mean things i do to tape and zweih are worth it but... :rolleyes:

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you know im plotting to kill you both. and i WILL have my revenge!

 

btw, i think you were dead on with the kitchen comment. i think now is a good time for some jokes....

 

Why do women never need watches?

 

-There is a clock on the stove!

 

Why are women's feet so small?

 

-So they dont have to reach as far to get to the back burner!

 

When will a woman ever be above a man?

 

-When the kitchen is upstairs!

 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

-Nothing, you've already told her twice!

 

Why shouyld women NOT be allowed to drive?

 

-There is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen!

 

 

Hahahaah... i am evil.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

-Nothing, you've already told her twice!

 

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anybody want to bet that Zweih doesn't have a girlfriend? and how about Talent too?

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i'd put money that tape doesn't have one either

either?? hahaha he's saying he doesn't have one..

Oh and yeah, tape DOES have a girlfriend, so shush ur mouth.

 

^^ hm.. i think that makes it twice that i made him shut his mouth.

as i recall you may have TOLD me to but that doesn't mean i do. and second, have you seen this g/f of his, or better yet, do YOU know tape in real life like me? i think not

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and second, have you seen this g/f of his, or better yet, do YOU know tape in real life like me? i think not

 

Talent - 1 Heartless - 0

 

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i know your legs can't fly from Connecticut to Iowa...and then to my front door. plus, didn't your parents tell you trusting internet people is dangerous?

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i know your legs can't fly from Connecticut to Iowa
Talent - 2 Heartless - 0

 

So drop it talent.. or should i say talentless?

 

Talent - 2 Heartless - 1

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hey talent.. i wanna drop it cause i don't feel like wasting my time on little computer geeks who try to fight with women. ESP a certain computer geek who has such a horrible view on women, even if it is a joke. You will never be able to get a good woman who will treat you right if u joke around like that. *sigh* enough said.. im wasting my time.

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hahah as long as you don't consider yourself a "good woman" i am down. 8P)

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i like kitchen wenches!!!!!!!!!!!! bake me a pie biatch!!!

 

:o dont yell at me

 

 

who be mackin dem hoes????

 

 

why me of course <_<

 

 

and heartless how could u forget CARS men are in too cars along with sports, sex, beer

 

pIMp cars = the mack

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lol, i always wondered if there was somebody w/o a soft side, and i think i've found one! (well i suppose AK is like that too :rolleyes: )

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