Acid-Flux February 25, 2005 Share Acid-Flux Member February 25, 2005 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business like manner. 7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongoloido February 25, 2005 Share mongoloido Member February 25, 2005 A couple of weeks ago, I got a little tipsy at the bar and was still off when I got home. I went into my building, walked up the stairs, and just as my apartment door came into view.... I pointed my car door unlocker at it and clicked unlock. Not sure if that fits this category, but I did it. I admit it. And I'd like to blame society instead of my beloved beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid-Flux February 25, 2005 Author Share Acid-Flux Member February 25, 2005 lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwEEziL February 25, 2005 Share dwEEziL Member February 25, 2005 Wow, all of that is so true it's scary...not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs February 25, 2005 Share TheBugs Member February 25, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gond February 25, 2005 Share Gond Member February 25, 2005 I'd like to blame society instead of my beloved beer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beer doesn't get people drunk...it's the people who buy you the beer Mmmmm....Beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut February 25, 2005 Share nut Member February 25, 2005 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. LOL I GOT PWNT didnt notice NuT- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid-Flux February 26, 2005 Author Share Acid-Flux Member February 26, 2005 well if you were pwnt on that Im guessing you were pwned just like me on: 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut February 26, 2005 Share nut Member February 26, 2005 well if you were pwnt on that Im guessing you were pwned just like me on: 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFL I did.. golly gee! wow NuT- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut February 26, 2005 Share nut Member February 26, 2005 (edited) Accident Double Post NuT- Edited February 26, 2005 by Capt.Coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagan February 26, 2005 Share pagan Member February 26, 2005 you totally faked me out with #9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
campkillyorself February 26, 2005 Share campkillyorself Member February 26, 2005 I'm not gonna scroll up there to check, I'll just believe what you all are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewychee February 27, 2005 Share chewychee Member February 27, 2005 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.LOL I GOT PWNT <{POST_SNAPBACK}> he said the mail owned him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nut February 27, 2005 Share nut Member February 27, 2005 he said the mail owned him <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NuT- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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