General J April 28, 2005 Share General J Member April 28, 2005 How Do You Decide Who To Marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 What is the Right Age To Get Married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 What Do Most People Do On A Date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9 When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 Is It Better To Be Single or Married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8 How Would You Make a Marriage Work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shazz April 28, 2005 Share Shazz Member April 28, 2005 Too Funny. I printed it out...gotta share it with people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whudats April 28, 2005 Share whudats Member April 28, 2005 This is awesome! I have to share too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid-Flux April 28, 2005 Share Acid-Flux Member April 28, 2005 Is It Better To Be Single or Married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 lol.... hrmmm now where are my headphones....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBugs April 28, 2005 Share TheBugs Member April 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoMamma April 28, 2005 Share YoMamma Member April 28, 2005 great find, gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4ng0v3r April 28, 2005 Share h4ng0v3r Member April 28, 2005 Kids crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily April 30, 2005 Share emily Member April 30, 2005 that reminds me of bill cosby's show "kids say the darndest things" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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