GOrnE June 22, 2005 Share GOrnE Member June 22, 2005 An out of work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I've got you a job" says his agent. "That's great" says the actor, what is it?" "Well" says his agent "it's a one-liner" "That's okay" replies the actor, "I've been out of work for so long I'll take anything; What's the line?" "Hark I hear the cannons roar" says the agent. "Hark I hear the cannons roar?" the actor questions. "Yes, hark I hear the cannons roar" confirms the agent. "I love it" says the actor "When's the audition?" "Wednesday" says the agent. Wednesday comes and the actor arrives at the audition. He marches on stage and shouts: "Hark I hear the cannons roar". "Brilliant" says the director, "you've got the job, be here 9 o'clock Saturday evening". The actor is so ecstatic he got the job that he leaves and heads straight to his favorite bar and goes on a major bender. He wakes up 8:30 Saturday evening, after his bender, and runs to the theatre continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". He arrives at the stage entrance, out of breath and is stopped by the bouncer. "Who the hell are you?" asks the bouncer. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'"" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "you're late, get up to makeup straight away." So he runs up to make up continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". "Who the hell are you" asks the makeup girl. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'?" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're late, sit down here" and she applies the makeup. "Now quick, get down to the stage, you're about to go on" So he dashes down to the stage continually repeating his line; "Hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar, hark I hear the cannons roar". "Who the hell are you" asks the stage manager. "I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "You're 'hark I hear the cannons roar'?" "Yes, I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'" "Get on there, the curtains about to go up" So he tears onto the stage. The curtains rise, the house is full. Suddenly from behind him comes an enourmously loud blast. BANG The actor shouts "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!!?!?!" Honestly, this one of my personal favorites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 22, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 22, 2005 lol, i got it after like 2 minutes of thinkn about it, yea i am slow, but it was good once i figured it out. get some more up gorne!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy June 22, 2005 Share Decoy Member June 22, 2005 yea i am slow We know. Good joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vovik June 22, 2005 Share Vovik Member June 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*BiGBonES** June 22, 2005 Share *BiGBonES** Member June 22, 2005 Love it. How long can you keep this up for gorne? Can you do one everyday for the next month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 22, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 22, 2005 Love it. How long can you keep this up for gorne? Can you do one everyday for the next month? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the gorne man will deliver!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 22, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 22, 2005 We know. Good joke. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol....hey... wait a sec.... .....that wasnt very nice. lol. good luck gorne, sounded like a challenge to me to keep it up for a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 23, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 23, 2005 lol....hey... wait a sec.... .....that wasnt very nice. lol. good luck gorne, sounded like a challenge to me to keep it up for a month. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the jokes aren't a challenge.. i luv em and have a huge collection somewhere on my harddirve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 23, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 23, 2005 the jokes aren't a challenge.. i luv em and have a huge collection somewhere on my harddirve <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well then to many more from here on out then i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy June 23, 2005 Share Decoy Member June 23, 2005 I'm just jokin around kilz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 23, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 23, 2005 lol decoy, like you ever have to explain yourself to me...its deffinately all good buddy, i am gettin used to everyones personalities arnd here, lets have some fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duma June 23, 2005 Share duma Member June 23, 2005 n1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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