GOrnE June 24, 2005 Share GOrnE Member June 24, 2005 Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.� The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.� The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!� The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.� *insert rimshot here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGSHaW June 24, 2005 Share BIGSHaW Member June 24, 2005 LOL good one as usual, keep em coming sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decoy June 24, 2005 Share Decoy Member June 24, 2005 Hahaha. That reminds me of that scene from Little Nicky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilzugud June 24, 2005 Share Kilzugud Member June 24, 2005 Hahaha. That reminds me of that scene from Little Nicky... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL, too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 25, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 25, 2005 LOL, too funny!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> little nicky or the joke??? happy gilmore = greatest adam sandler movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZesteR June 25, 2005 Share ZesteR Member June 25, 2005 LOL!!!! I do enjoy this one... lol good morning laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo June 25, 2005 Share anonymo Member June 25, 2005 I'd like to meet someone who can put an apple up his but without wincing...wait...no I don't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOrnE June 25, 2005 Author Share GOrnE Member June 25, 2005 I'd like to meet someone who can put an apple up his but without wincing...wait...no I don't.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol.. u already said too much anon... guess we all know which way you swing jk buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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