Assassinator July 15, 2005 Share Assassinator Member July 15, 2005 Yo! Hello everyone, I'm new to the forums but I've been playing at the server for about a month now. I have to say it's one of the rare servers out there these days with competent admins, and for the most part, competent players. Of course, you guys probably know about that already since you stuck around and either joined the forums and/or GC itself! Personally I don't have a job, so I don't have very much money, but I've been giving serious thought about joining the Coalition. So far it seems like a great community, thanks! -Assassinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sh0rtD0gg July 16, 2005 Share Guest Sh0rtD0gg Guests July 16, 2005 ya dude, i mowed lawns for most this summer to pay for mine. Whatever it takes get the 50 bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty July 16, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder July 16, 2005 Shortdogg, how much do you charge to mow a lawn? $1? Assassinator, welcome to the forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak0Mg0 July 16, 2005 Share Ak0Mg0 Member July 16, 2005 Shortdogg, how much do you charge to mow a lawn? $1? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I heard that he uses a very complicated formula when charging. I am not sure whether he was charging per blade of grass, or charging per pound of grass that he cut. I would assume that he was charging per blade considering that it took him all summer to earn the 50 dollars. Each lawn woul take quite some time. We have to assume that he was using a lawn mower with a bag attached, because a lawn mower without one would scatter the grass everywhere and result in a loss of profit as grass blades would be lost. He must have painstakingly counted and recounded the number of blades in each bag. This would take a day or two to complete per lawn. Then he would have to measure each blade, find the average length, then figure out how many blades that would equate to and make it so the average length was divided into the total length of the blades per the Fair Lawn Mowing Act of 1959. This Act was passed because of the lawn mowing cartel of 12 year olds who were ripping off clients, in Beaver -Cleaverville, by mowing the lawns then further cutting up the grass to incrase profits..... Oh, and by the way, welcom Assassinator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator July 16, 2005 Author Share Assassinator Member July 16, 2005 Lol, wow, that's quite the story. And thanks everyone, for the welcome. Now to get me that $50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeThing Clever July 16, 2005 Share SomeThing Clever Member July 16, 2005 Its tough to mow lawns evenly when your only tool is a high caliber machine gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters July 17, 2005 Share stutters GC Alumni July 17, 2005 i got an 85 buick somerset that needs some washing? $5 and an ice cold lemonade. you down? we'll get you there! thanks for crusing by the forums, it's good to see you regulars making your way around the forum. make sure to come back and make suggestions or leave your ideas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator July 17, 2005 Author Share Assassinator Member July 17, 2005 (edited) Will do John, thanks. Edited July 18, 2005 by Assassinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashad July 17, 2005 Share Rashad Member July 17, 2005 welcome to the chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator July 18, 2005 Author Share Assassinator Member July 18, 2005 Thanks again. Hey, what does that say in your signature, Rashad, love is the essential...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters July 18, 2005 Share stutters GC Alumni July 18, 2005 i think it's more like "gc is the essential love" join gc today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator July 18, 2005 Author Share Assassinator Member July 18, 2005 lol, nice. I just blew a lot of money at the Comic-Con down here in San Diego. Got $69 in bank and almost $50 in coins, so I might join soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters July 18, 2005 Share stutters GC Alumni July 18, 2005 looking at your signature - so when do you think we'll see some more oldskool -SVC- guys? the door is always open... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassinator July 18, 2005 Author Share Assassinator Member July 18, 2005 Hmm, maybe i'll make a post about it at the Snakeden forums. Although, most of the guys there are pretty dedicated to the snakeden server, or just don't play anymore. Lot of 'em don't have source. But i'll try. Snakeden has a server too, source, but gets almost no activity. Kind of a bummer, and was the reason why I happened to connect to the great GC servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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