If WW2 Were an Online Game

[Unclean]

What if WW2 was an online game?

 

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this f***** sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: s*** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got s*** to help, sry

Churchill: wth the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do s*** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the f*** up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is f***** weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wth! thats bulls*** u f*gs im gunna kick ur a****

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little b**ch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wth

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f***** army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bulls*** u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wth u want me to do, im on the other side of the world dum-dum

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: wth u a****le! WE HAD A F***** TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o s*** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right b**ch im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an a**

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh s*** help

Hitler: o man ur f*****

paTTon: oh what now b**ch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: wth eisenhower hax hes killing all my s***

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wth that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nuts*ck lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun c*****cker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are f***** lame

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: O MG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: O MG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: wth i didnt click there O MG this game blows

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: wth my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wth am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: f*** u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: f*** this s*** im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is lame

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wth?

Eisenhower: s*** now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: O MG O MG O MG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY S*** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: O MG dont be lame gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wth is nukes?

T0J0: holy s***holys***hoyls***!

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bulls*** u f***** suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for s***

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumba**

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: f*** u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all f*gs

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o s***!

*paTTon has left the game.*

Edited August 12, 2005 by Unclean

[ScubaDan]

Hahahahaha.....oh man that cracked me up!

 

Nice One!

[gOOters]

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

 

*deGaulle has left the game.*

 

 

ROFL...they should teach history like this

[gOOters]

total greatness.

 

what is golly gee?

[Lex]

 

I agree with gooters.. they should teach history this way.

[Unclean]

total greatness. 

 

what is golly gee?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ah, I figured it out. It converts O-M-G into "golly gee!"

 

I changed it a little. You're right, the "golly gee" thing is kinda distracting.

[Xterminator]

hah i saw this the other day....that's hilarious!

[Ak0Mg0]

CLassic

[Kilzugud]

lol too funny. thx for the laugh.

[KagE]

haha

[anonymo]

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army

 

America does hack...thats why Canada's stats suck