Playaa January 12, 2003 Share Playaa Member January 12, 2003 an existentialist and a monkey on steroids who would win? (my answer is the existentialist) (OOH OOH Make this a poll) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 12, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 12, 2003 A while ago, me and this other guy at work were considering registering whowouldwin.com and make a website where we picked matchups, and people would send us stories about the fights. We'd pick the best story for each fight, put them up on the site. It was going to be cool, but then he went off to Cali for work. Maybe I should talk to Fatty about making a Who Would Win forum? Or would someone like to build a Who Would Win website with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 12, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 12, 2003 that could be fun Uber....but you've gone off topic you must now delete your post and I would be interested (I can do ASP coding for the polls and such) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gOOters January 12, 2003 Share gOOters Member January 12, 2003 the monkey. Who would win in a pit fight between a grizzly bear, a silverback gorilla and a huge bengal tiger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 12, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 12, 2003 First of all, Playaa, this isn't PA There's no rule about staying on topic cause we rarely have topics around these parts. Second of all, there wouldn't be polls. I'd set up an email for people to send writing to... but maybe you could help me there. It wouldn't have to look great, either, cause its cheesy as heck. You got AIM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huhuh? January 12, 2003 Share huhuh? Member January 12, 2003 i would bet on the bear who would win in a no holds bar fight a platapus or a duck that has been working out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 12, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 12, 2003 Platapus... poison barbs= t3h win. Who would win in a cage match for the title of best TV dad: Ed O'Neil or Cosby in his prime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 12, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 12, 2003 Cosby that dudes vicious who would win in a fight between an irate mother and 14,000 angry mosquitos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 12, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 12, 2003 Dude, Cosby would never beat Al Bundy... Al Bundy was the greatest TV dad ever. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendryx January 12, 2003 Share Hendryx Member January 12, 2003 the mosquitos. Who would win this kickboxing match? Alex Trebek OR Bob Vila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 LessThanJakeKiki: Bob Vila LessThanJakeKiki: no question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 13, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 13, 2003 does Vila get to use his tools? n/m Vila Stephen Speilberg vs George Lucas in a blindfolded knife fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Talent January 13, 2003 Share Guest Talent Guests January 13, 2003 Lucas b/c he has "the force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 I disagree.. Spielburg because he, unlike Lucas, could write his way out of a paper bag. So he's good at doing things without the benefit of vision. Although Lucas' dialogue in the two 'prequels' sounds like it might have been written in the dark.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 13, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 13, 2003 bam! I nominate Uber for the best response yet... Lara Croft vs Albert Einstien in a wheelchair race (backwards) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 Hmm.. I think it would be close, but Einstein would take it. While Lara has all that fake boob weight to create for better momentum, Einstein would use physics to gain the edge. Woody Allen vs. Al Gore.. in a hotdog eating competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 13, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 13, 2003 Woody is scrawny...Gore's chubby.... so Woody would take it through subterfuge... Lara Croft on Einstiens back vs Callista Flockhart in a ski jumping competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 Lara and Al... the wind resistance would snap Calista like a twig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 Josef Stalin vs. Benito Mussolini in a slam-dunk competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendryx January 13, 2003 Share Hendryx Member January 13, 2003 Stalin would be too paranoid to let the ball go, so Mussolini takes the cake. Who would win this race? Speed Racer OR Michael Knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 13, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 13, 2003 Kitt would make that one uneven....so Knight Rider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 13, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 13, 2003 Yeah.. all those Germans can't be wrong.. Hasselhoff!!!! Charlie Brown vs. Lil Abner... using only broken bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SiLvEr BuLLeT January 14, 2003 Share Guest SiLvEr BuLLeT Guests January 14, 2003 charlie of course.... who would win...50 migets or a elephant... pulling a plane (for the real answer..im goin 2 watch human verus anumal..all krazy things..like the hotdog eatin chaml vs bear in hotdog eating compatition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UberNewb January 14, 2003 Share Guest UberNewb Guests January 14, 2003 Fox will do anything for attention.... who would win Ted Turner vs. Rupert Murdoch mud wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playaa January 14, 2003 Author Share Playaa Member January 14, 2003 ooooo..... Ted Turner Homer J. Simpson vs 10 elite special ops agents in a greased pig catching contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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