Fatty October 16, 2005 Share Fatty GC Founder October 16, 2005 <Fatty walks in from Ohio State game with only left side of his face burnt from the sun. He looks around at the complete mess and mumbles something about having thought he wasn't in college anymore, and that the building he's in, formerly known as the Mmmmansion was not supposed to resemble a frat house....he searches for responsible parties> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head October 16, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member October 16, 2005 <Burps loud enough to rouse from drunken slumber. I stumble out from underneath the table and realize that blitzed men aren't suppose to stand up that quickly. Tunnel vision sets in and I find myself on the floor...again. I come to staring at what seems to be an extra from either BraveHeart or Last of the Mohicans....at least from what he can tell from a half painted face.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty October 16, 2005 Author Share Fatty GC Founder October 16, 2005 <Although disgusted, Fatty finds some humor in watching Brillow cover one eye in attempts to still the room. He steps over Brillow and heads out back by the pool.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScubaDan October 16, 2005 Share ScubaDan Member October 16, 2005 <Scuba inflates in his BCD and rises to the surface of the pool. As he raises his mask a large shadow falls across him. Scuba looks up and sees ButterBean heading for the pool. Quickly puts mask on, deflates BCD, and sinks to the bottom of the pool.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head October 17, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member October 17, 2005 (edited) <Looks up and see's a dart stuck to the ceiling. The thing is spinning in slow circles....and I feel ready to hurl. In a vian attmept to stop the spinning I close my eyes, but the spinning dart is still there. My tummy says it's time for clensing, and I make a mad dash for the bathroom. I find the door locked with a sign that says "In use by Walker, Texas Ranger." I curse Chuck under my breath and look around frantically for an outlet for my tummy. I glance out the window and spy my salvation, the pool, and I sprint out the door.> Edited October 17, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuke October 17, 2005 Share MrDuke Member October 17, 2005 <As he finishes peeing in the pool, Duke notices something that surfaces and then sinks. Feeling one-upped at this boring party, he wanders back towards the house where the A-Team jingle is blaring. Brillow rushes past him and looks to be heading towards the pool, cheeks puffed out. Duke snickers knowing that poor slob is too late. Walking in through the back door, he notices the funny looking guy with half his face painted red. Excited that it's now a Halloween party, Duke runs to the nearest closet hoping to find something to wear. Maybe a Slim-Whitman suit or even a *GASP* gorilla suit> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyFromHell`X October 18, 2005 Share CowboyFromHell`X Member October 18, 2005 <As I walk to the front of the house I notice the dodge ram, A-Team van and a goat. Figuring I'm at the right place I open the door and walk inside. I slowly and calmy walk by the large drunk guy with half his face painted and make my way to the pool. I walk by Duke laughing and see Brillow with his head over the pool so I decide swimming is out of the question. I make my way over to get a drink and bump into Butterbean. Realizing I may not live, I pick up my phone and dial for backup. I hear over the phone "We're sorry sir....... Chuck Norris...... is not available at this time, please try again later." Not knowing what to do I run away....> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brillow_Head October 18, 2005 Share Brillow_Head Member October 18, 2005 (edited) <Someone peed in the pool! Ah, heck, here it comes anyway....RALPH!! I realize that my car keys just slipped out of my pocket into the bottom of the pool. Panic sets in and sobers me up in a hurry. I dig in my pocket for options...I pull out the leftover cash from the drinking binge the night before and come up with a buck-fifty. I see Butterbean eyeing my money intently and I ask him if he'd dive in and get my keys, and in return I'd give him my money and a free shot at the half baked, bald, stunt double back the house. He smiles and graciously dives in and out quickly and hand me my keys. I hand over the money and point to Fatty's last known location.> Edited October 18, 2005 by Brillow_Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator October 19, 2005 Share Xterminator Member October 19, 2005 <Xterminator awakes from his drunken stooper. He stumbles to the washroom only to find that someone has passed out huggin the toilet. With a smirk he turns and briefly catches his refleciton in the mirror, only to find half his face has been painted. Angrily he scrubs the paint off all the while mumbling and cursing quietly> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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