exe

[discom]

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
 for(int i = 1; i <= 1000000000000; i++ )
 {
	  cout << "SPAM #" << i << endl;
 }
 return 0;
}

it would be soooooo cool if the forum could compile and run this

[Unclean]

It wouldn't compile. Function "cout" not defined.

 

SELECT MEMBER_NAME from MSGBOARD WHERE STATUS = 'Uber nerd';

 

discombobulated

 

 

1 record found.

[discom]

of cource it's defind. did you not see the "#include<iostream>"??

thats the input-output stream and cout is included in that.

you nerd

[Unclean]

Dang it! I thought you mistyped "count".

 

UPDATE MSGBOARD

SET PROGRAMMING_NOOB = "Yes"

WHERE NAME = "Unclean";

 

commit;

[discom]

LOL

[NOFX]

c and sql programmers

 

#include<iostream>

#include<members.h>

 

using namespace std;

 

int main()

{

numOfMembers = getMemberCount();

string memberName;

void getMemberName(int memNum)

{

while (memNum >=0 && memNum <= numOfMembers)

{

strcpy(memberName, members.getMemberName(memNum);

}

return memberName;

}

 

string tempName;

for(int i = 1; i <= numOfMembers; i++ )

{

tempName = getMemberName(i);

if (tempName == NOFX)

cout << tempName << " is a l33t H4x0rz" << endl;

else

cout << tempName << " is a NOOB" << endl;

}

 

}

 

Now you have been hosed

 

wish I knew how to format it.

Edited April 5, 2006 by NOFX

[Unclean]

concatenOWNED.

[Xterminator]

NOFX that's some bad programming there. You're supposed to tab and make things look pretty

[NOFX]

NOFX that's some bad programming there. You're supposed to tab and make things look pretty

wish I knew how to format it.

 

 

another attempt with no success

Edited April 6, 2006 by NOFX

[Unclean]

No, he's doing great if he's adhering to the Guide to Unmaintainable Code:

http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html

[NOFX]

thats how I roll

[dwEEziL]

Tabbing and making it all neat is only if 1) you plan on reading it later and trying to figure out what you were doing or 2) You don't want to be called back to an old company for 3x the money to do consulting work after your program breaks and they can't read the source code.

[NOFX]

still can't do it

Edited May 1, 2006 by NOFX