Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

[EbilDustBunny]

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

 

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

[anonymo]

FART

[Baruch]

You wanna know whats kinda funny is my dorm just posted a long list of these in our bathroom...

SET a box between the doors

BRING a cooler on with a sticker on it that says "Head inside."

RIDE to the top floor and hold the door open button insisting that everyone remain quiet until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft.

WAIT until there are like eight people in the elevator then when it starts to move moan "Oh no not the motion sickness again."

[Kruten]

Wait for an elevator door to open with several people in it. Run by, throw stink bombs on floor, run away.

 

This wasn't what I hoped I could use the 2k post for.

[dragonfly]

lol I think i'll try some of those out

[EbilDustBunny]

honesty I just push all the buttons if I want to really annoy someone... lol

 

that way they can remember at every ding.

[Preacher]

If the elevator is full, turn around and face toward the back and say " I guess you are all wondering why I called this meeting"

 

I did this a few years ago and had everyone in there rolling.

 

Or if tension is your game just turn the wrong way and stare at everyone intently but say nothing. If they begin to speak say "Non-obsequious lycanthropy will send us all to hell and it's you're fault *while pointing at the person who spoke"

 

Good times