Mossad January 11, 2008 Share Mossad Member January 11, 2008 Two Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob , are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I >think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater." Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?" Bubba says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No." "Then you are a queer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Chip Douglas January 11, 2008 Share Lord Chip Douglas Member January 11, 2008 I laughed out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters January 11, 2008 Share stutters GC Alumni January 11, 2008 roffles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather January 11, 2008 Share Fairweather Member January 11, 2008 hahaha thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz January 11, 2008 Share Shazz Member January 11, 2008 hahahaha that was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo January 17, 2008 Share anonymo Member January 17, 2008 Crap...I need to get me a weedeater (shut up SJ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stutters January 17, 2008 Share stutters GC Alumni January 17, 2008 Crap...I need to get me a weedeater (shut up SJ) click me for a free zune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xterminator February 5, 2008 Share Xterminator Member February 5, 2008 hah i've heard this joke in a different language and different path of logic....but still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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