Good one.

[ThruX]

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

 

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

 

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

 

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

 

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

 

This one is great also.

 

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?" The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

Edited July 25, 2008 by BIGchiefKODIAK

[Preacher]

very good, but you may have to explain the 2nd one to Dweezil, he's slow lol

[lazarus]

Took me a little while on the punch line for the second one.

 

I'm not too good with the puns.

[dwEEziL]

That second one is a really old one. I think I first heard it from my 8th grade math teacher.

 

Oh, and shut it preacher.

[Xterminator]

that 2nd joke reminds me of this one:

 

 

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

 

He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

 

All of these attributes made him.....

 

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.