NinjaFish March 14, 2011 Share NinjaFish Member March 14, 2011 --Women-- Element: Women Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 & 200 kg Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment.  4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling March 14, 2011 Share samurai nightling Member March 14, 2011 lol some of our members here may not take so kindly to this, however funny it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaFish March 14, 2011 Author Share NinjaFish Member March 14, 2011 Aw cmon it's just a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allanon March 16, 2011 Share Allanon Member March 16, 2011 Aw cmon it's just a joke! WHO R U I'm in agreement though, it's just a simple troll if anyone gets offended they don't have to read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling March 16, 2011 Share samurai nightling Member March 16, 2011 Oh jeez i wasnt saying it wasnt allowed lol. I was actually hoping some of the women folk here would read this and reply to it. I thought it was funny too. Get on up off my bizack, sheesh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymo March 17, 2011 Share anonymo Member March 17, 2011 Aw cmon it's just a joke! WHO R U Whoa'boy did I read that wrong *chugs coffee* I was actually hoping some of the women folk here would read this and reply to it. Shazz and Allanon already replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazz March 17, 2011 Share Shazz Member March 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanon March 17, 2011 Share Allanon Member March 17, 2011 Oh jeez i wasnt saying it wasnt allowed lol. I was actually hoping some of the women folk here would read this and reply to it. I thought it was funny too. Get on up off my bizack, sheesh lol Sorry bud I mistook you're trolling for serious bidness and as for you Mo... I'd come up with a reply right now but it's St. Paddy's Day so I'll just drink instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather March 18, 2011 Share Fairweather Member March 18, 2011 Aw cmon it's just a joke! WHO R U Whoa'boy did I read that wrong *chugs coffee* I was actually hoping some of the women folk here would read this and reply to it. Shazz and Allanon already replied LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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