lousiest May 4, 2012 Share lousiest Member May 4, 2012 Debut trailer: Jason Statham Bruce Willis Arnold Schwarzenegger Jet Li Sylvester Stallone Jean-Claude Van Damme Chuck Norris Dolph Lundgren wonder who else is missing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling May 4, 2012 Share samurai nightling Member May 4, 2012 All my favorite action movie stars growing up. Too bad they're all so old, wrinkled, and flabby looking that its just a buzzkill for the movie. Still looks fun to watch though. If they made this movie about 20 years ago with all of these action stars, my god what a movie that would of been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 Why are Chuck Norris and Van Damme in there? These two guys don't know how to fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick82 May 4, 2012 Share chick82 Member May 4, 2012 All my favorite action movie stars growing up. Too bad they're all so old, wrinkled, and flabby looking that its just a buzzkill for the movie. Still looks fun to watch though. If they made this movie about 20 years ago with all of these action stars, my god what a movie that would of been. OH SHUT UP! oh my they look flabby and wrinkled. OH i'm sorry, I didn't know you had to be in peak physical shape to look like a bada** blowing up a helicopter with a motorcycle. This movie is going to be AWESOME! And i seriously hope Chuck Norris reads this and comes to your house and punches you in the ear. BTW Nightling for your information Chuck Norris is 72 years old and looks like he's 45, I don't know a lot of people who can say that. So watch your back jack, this movie is awesome, and anyone who is all like oh they look so old, DUDE! I don't care if they are in wheelchairs with spikes on it and shooting guns and whatever crazy old timers like this would do in an action movie it will ALWAYS ALWAYS BE The Sickest group of people to combined to do an action movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai nightling May 4, 2012 Share samurai nightling Member May 4, 2012 Your post doesnt take away from the fact that most (not all) of these guys had their prime, and that was many years ago. Sylvester Stallone can barely talk, not sure if he suffered a stroke somewhere along the line, but everytime he talks I get the impression he did have a stroke. I love all these action stars, but no matter how awesome the movie looks, doesnt take away from the fact that most of them are past the prime age of doing action type movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 4, 2012 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 4, 2012 There aren't any good young action stars. I guess that's why Hollywood has to rely on the old action stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs May 4, 2012 Share Biggs GC Alumni May 4, 2012 How come Jackie Chan isn't in this movie? . . . Well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 4, 2012 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 4, 2012 He isn't expendable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 (edited) Someone needs to build a time machine and go back in time to get Bruce Lee. And if this were the case, he'd be the only one starring in it. Oh, and Chuck Norris is a wimp. And yes he got in those first couple of hits, but he still sucks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE Edited May 4, 2012 by MasterTalpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 4, 2012 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 4, 2012 When you know Bruce Lee starts bouncing, s*** is gonna get real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyYuri May 4, 2012 Share LadyYuri Member May 4, 2012 Jason Statham - yummy Bruce Willis - i will forever be a fan of this man Arnold Schwarzenegger - LAWL!!! Jet Li - rather have jackie Sylvester Stallone - what up shorty... Jean-Claude Van Damme - i watched universal soldier the other night oh my... memories he used to be so dreamy Chuck Norris - tehehehe Dolph Lundgren - he scares me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 Jet Li - rather have jackie I'm not too sure about this one. I'd have to see a good fight between these two to determine who would make the cut. And I'm not talking about that lame fight they did when they were in that same movie together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 4, 2012 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 4, 2012 Jet Li - rather have jackie I'm not too sure about this one. I'd have to see a good fight between these two to determine who would make the cut. And I'm not talking about that lame fight they did when they were in that same movie together. Oh, that stupid Forbidden Kingdom movie... what a terrible movie... If they didn't try to Americanize it, it would have been a lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 If that one stupid kid wasn't in it, the movie would've been a lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieChan May 4, 2012 Share JackieChan GC Alumni May 4, 2012 Yeah, having him in there was the Americanization I was talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyYuri May 4, 2012 Share LadyYuri Member May 4, 2012 i just love that jackie does alot of his own stunts. i dunno if jet does it. plus jackie so much more lovable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 (edited) Yeah, having him in there was the Americanization I was talking about. I know that's what you were talking about. I just don't like that kid. Also, I prefer Jet Li over Jackie. Edited May 4, 2012 by MasterTalpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VooDooPC May 4, 2012 Share VooDooPC Member May 4, 2012 Forbidden Kingdom was awesome! Jet Li peed in Jackie Chan's face. Well... I guess it wasn't that awesome, that's the only part I remember... oh, and Yifei Liu is super cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 She's fairly cute. I've seen better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick82 May 4, 2012 Share chick82 Member May 4, 2012 Your post doesnt take away from the fact that most (not all) of these guys had their prime, and that was many years ago. Sylvester Stallone can barely talk, not sure if he suffered a stroke somewhere along the line, but everytime he talks I get the impression he did have a stroke. I love all these action stars, but no matter how awesome the movie looks, doesnt take away from the fact that most of them are past the prime age of doing action type movies. I didn't realize there was an age cap on being an action star. I'm going to e-mail them all right now and let them know they need to STOP making Action movies and try something a little less. And really have you ever seen Stallone's movies. I mean honestly, this guy has always been hard to understand, so what crazy thing in your mind to think its even worse is re donk u lus. And past their prime, really nightling, DO YOU KNOW who is past their prime age of doing MOVIES: No ONE! This isn't a sports game its movies. And in 30 years, and we show are kids all the Rocky movies and then be like oh yeah watch this awesome totally dude movie of all time, they aren't gonna be like oh my mom they are so old or oh wow looks like my action figure just pulled out his AARP card time to retire. No they are gonna be like WHOA how much stuff did they just blow up. TRUE QUESTION: WHO IS GOING TO THE EXPENDABLES FOR THE STORY LINE AND THE ACTING? OR ARE YOU GOING BECAUSE OF THE 3 MAJOR THINGS A) IT LOOKS AWESOME LOOK WHOS IN IT C) HOW MANY BULLETS DID THEY SHOOT AND THAT TANK WITH KNOCK KNOCK ON IT IS SICKING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterTalpa May 4, 2012 Share MasterTalpa Member May 4, 2012 Am I the only one who is looking forward for the storyline in ths movie? And this guy should just quit whatever he's doing and retire to some old people's house - Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick82 May 4, 2012 Share chick82 Member May 4, 2012 (edited) Am I the only one who is looking forward for the storyline in ths movie? And this guy should just quit whatever he's doing and retire to some old people's house - Arnold Schwarzenegger Talpa I'm going to drive to your house and drive a car made entirely out of duct tape into your house bc a that would be awesome and b because I am the ultimate girl when it comes to movies and rl and even im like i want to see this movie bc it just looks that cool. Why are the guys like oh story line and oh my these guys are so flabby. Seriously did your cycles just start cause you sound like a bunch of girls at the hair salon talking this way about A DUDE movie, and not just any dude movie like the ultimate dude movie. How about you boys step aside and us grown folk will go watch this while you go to a twilight marathon. Edited May 4, 2012 by chick82 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookback May 5, 2012 Share Lookback Member May 5, 2012 Chick wins. again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VooDooPC May 5, 2012 Share VooDooPC Member May 5, 2012 Am I the only one who is looking forward for the storyline in ths movie? And this guy should just quit whatever he's doing and retire to some old people's house - Arnold Schwarzenegger Talpa I'm going to drive to your house and drive a car made entirely out of duct tape into your house bc a that would be awesome and b because I am the ultimate girl when it comes to movies and rl and even im like i want to see this movie bc it just looks that cool. Why are the guys like oh story line and oh my these guys are so flabby. Seriously did your cycles just start cause you sound like a bunch of girls at the hair salon talking this way about A DUDE movie, and not just any dude movie like the ultimate dude movie. How about you boys step aside and us grown folk will go watch this while you go to a twilight marathon. Marry me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chick82 May 5, 2012 Share chick82 Member May 5, 2012 Am I the only one who is looking forward for the storyline in ths movie? And this guy should just quit whatever he's doing and retire to some old people's house - Arnold Schwarzenegger Talpa I'm going to drive to your house and drive a car made entirely out of duct tape into your house bc a that would be awesome and b because I am the ultimate girl when it comes to movies and rl and even im like i want to see this movie bc it just looks that cool. Why are the guys like oh story line and oh my these guys are so flabby. Seriously did your cycles just start cause you sound like a bunch of girls at the hair salon talking this way about A DUDE movie, and not just any dude movie like the ultimate dude movie. How about you boys step aside and us grown folk will go watch this while you go to a twilight marathon. Marry me! Haha lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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