I think it would be a good idea to add a few bots during off hours, like this server had before the deathmatch mod. It used to be a nice way to start the day...getting in some Scoutz Knivez in the morning before work.
While answering a call of nature in public washrooms, I've noticed that many guys spit in the urinal as they're doing their business. I'm just curious to see if this is a common occurrence or not.
How about you take a smaller box, cut a hole in the bottom and two holes in one of the sides, stick your head in the box and write mammogram testing station on it.