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lmao.. one of teh better blonde jokes i've heard

lmao hilarious

lmao eesh.. you'd think he'd get a whiff of that first.. =P

A drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three tough-looking bikers sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face, and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he always gets into fights at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get upset, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans over one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point, the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk!"

I've posted many jokes about marriage.. i get it, he had a better life fishing then if we were to be married.. But that joke didn't strike me as funny Now.. since I had to explain that again.. *Double Slap* =P

was he a reg? if so just talk it out with him if he wasn't then who cares? you can't take to heart everything that's said on over the internet.. be the bigger man and play out the game and ignore what he says can't let one person ruin the game for ya

yah.. someone put up a quick review.. im borderline on seein this movie

*slaps scuba* That's for everyone who's going to click on this thread <3 Scuba

I don't know how old this is, or if it's already been passed around on the gc forums, but I just found it today and could not stop laughing. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time Credit Card Fraud Part 2 Here's a treat for all of you who have to deal with tolls on a daily basis You are welcome

Hey! You can't post your jokes on a GOrnE approved thread!!!! Dangit preach Lol, nice one anyways.. and to stop preach's thread hijacks, we should really get that joke forum set up

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the lovers and hides in the closet to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little boy says: "Dark in here." The man says: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball, do you want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside" Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have bat." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?" The boy says:"$750." The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy it." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and bat, let's go outside and have a game." The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $1000." The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost.I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says: "Dark in here." The priest says: "Don't start that s*** again!" Remember, its not guaranteed funny without the official GOrnEâ„¢ stamp

i think its a good idea but should be named after the creator of JoTD Yours truly But yah.. instead of cluttering the forums someone should make a forum.. sounds good

that's why i love ya preach Preacher.. Gorne's offical understudy

defintely a classic nice one preach btw.. joke of the day is MY thing

Two friends are just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a third guy carrying a golf bag calls out to them,"Do you mind if I join you ? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they say, "You're welcome to play along with us." So they start playing and enjoy the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy, "So, what do you do for a living ?" "I'm a hit man." "You're joking !" "No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the other friend, "Can I take a look ? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the section of his house. Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic! I can see right in the window!" "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. .. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that ? Wait a minute, .. HEY !! That's my next-door neighbor in there with her..... He's naked, too !!" He turns to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit ?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now ?" "Sure, what do you want ?" "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then, the neighbour. He's actually a friend of mine, so just shoot his genitals off to teach him a lesson." The hit man takes out the rifle and takes aim, standing perfectly still for about a minute. "Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend impatiently. "Just wait a second ... be patient," says the hit man calmly. "I think I can save you a grand here....."

classic example of a thread that doesn't know when to die

GoCI has scrims?!?! since when?? grr.. anyways .. i don't know how you expect to win the tourney without practicing against me.. lol .. jk.. im sure you guys will wipe em out! good luck guys and remember to represent GC!!

So which one were u the first time? Mr. blue? brown? fusia? doesn't matter i killed ya all lol yah.. if you guys get a scim going during sun-tues im up for it.. otherwise work gets in the way But yah.. it was fun and i can't wait for the next one *note to self.. get practice with awp*

yah that was fun.. ill defintely be up for another one! but as for tomorrow.. idk.. ill get back to ya

pfft.. heard it sucked anyways and you know cs > universe

I'm in! Just give me the info and ill be there

This guy is flying down the interstate, going way faster than he should be, and consequently he gets pulled over by the state police. When the officer comes up to the window, the man says, “Before you say anything, I should probably tell you that this car is stolen, I have an unregistered handgun in the glove compartment, and there is a dead body in the trunk.� The officer, in absolute shock, calls for backup and within minutes the road is blocked off and there are cops all around. They search the car and find none of the things he said to be true. After investigating, the sergeant approaches the driver and says, “I don’t understand. I spoke with the officer who pulled you over, and he said you told him there was a gun in the glovebox, a body in the trunk, and that the car was stolen. What’s the deal here?� The man stands there dumbfounded, then says, “I bet he told you I was speeding, too, huh?� Oldie but a goodie

yah.. hurry back anon.. who else is gonna boost my score?!? oh yah.. everyone else

Gorne what's your problem!? You seriously know how to make someone mad.... UGH <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oops.. forgot to add the jk.. and dont take everything i say so personally.. frankly.. i dont think im ever taken seriously around here

yah where has decoy been? if yall can't find him ill gladly take over his admin duties