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If your bottle tossing skill matches your CS skill, I will likely be enjoying the milk and cookies, while you are still dreaming of hitting me with that bottle. gg <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO! BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3rd degree

sounds pretty fun.. we could at least try it out during custom map night

i can't believe u actually posted it here...

Actually i have more fun killin shep then watch him but maybe that's just me but seriously, shep is just as good a admin as he is a meatshield =P

Have a good one

EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY. . . 8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 am - Oh Boy! Back in the car for a ride! My favorite! 11:30 am - Oh Boy! A treat! My favorite! 12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite! 1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids friends! My favorite! 5:00 pm - Oh Boy! More dog food! My favorite! 5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 8:00 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! Woof! EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY. . . Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair . . . must try this on their bed. Day 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. Day 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was . . . Hmmm. Not working according to plan . . . Day 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foaming chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. Day 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. Day 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time . . Speaking from experience, this maybe a spot on representation of both cats and dogs

LAN party with anon is a big negative

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, I don't know - I thought you were watching." The MORAL is: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. This ones for you BigBones

lmao +1 corny comment

Don't worry whit.. nothing personal.. its all part of my secret plan to catch up to kilz's post count

should this really be in the scopeless forum? maybe chit chat would be more appropriate but who cares what gorne thinks anyways.....

so if we get enough people interested will this happen? or at least be discussed? cuz im all for this

Well.... if you can back it up... lol.. I'm just playing around.. yah especially when they yell at you for not doing something that they could so easily do... the funny thing is, they are usually dead before you

doesn't anyone miss train on scopeless?!? we should really get train back.. in fact.. why was it taken out of rotation?

yah assault really seems to drive people away.. we should get train back!!!! <3 train

very nice.. ill be expecting mine very soon

oh oh me me! i want one! oh yah... thanks to kru.. im in as well

i nominate this guy for the darwin award

ur 429 post count contradicts u

mitch was and still is my favorite stand up.. if you guys like mitch you should look up stephen wright some stephen wright quotes as well I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me. # What's another word for "thesaurus"? # When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. # When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually. # I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again. # For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. # I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, "Cut it out!" # I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. # I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that." # I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go." # I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. # I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, "I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today." I said "Oops . . ." # I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. # I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. # My neighbor has a circular driveway. He can't get out. # I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. # I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. # I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." # I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. # I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. # I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine. # Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

what's wrong with my sig??!??! ok.. im out guys.. cya in 3 weeks

Looks like I'm going to Mexico! w00t! Well its not a vacation actually. I'm going on a mission trip with my church, along with 2 other churches, to the the Yucatan Peninsula. We'll be evangelizing and helping to build a new church for the locals there, so that should be fun especially in 9183492834 degree weather I'll be leaving 5:30 am today and will be gone for three weeks, so all you EH? will be safe til then So go on and boost your stats til then fellas.. And for those of you that do pray, please pray for our mission and for us, seeing as Emily (the hurricane) is gonna be right there with us. Your favorite [XX] GOrnE

w00t! congrats to ya buddy! so... will he be playing under lil shazzz? or shazzz jr.?

*note to self* never play the joke ON the board members /note

ow.. that cut me deep fatty still not over the ownage huh?