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From one of my textbooks: "If it were possible to strip away your learned responses...you would be about as complex and exciting as a turnip."
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-40 with wind? Guess I'll wear sleeves.
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Some people have photographic memories. I have a photogenic memory, which means you all look better in my head.
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Sooo it's -31 with the wind chill. I should've woken up earlier to put on all of my clothes
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If somebody could walk on my spine, that'd be great.
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My chimney got a flue shot and now it won't work
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Everytime I get mints from a restaurant, I keep them as mementhos.
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This Ikea product assembly manual told me to tighten the nuts and now I can't breathe.
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You look scared. Is it because I'm nude?
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I just soiled myself. Soon I will be a beautiful garden.
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Mammograms are apparently not similar to candygrams.
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I tried to buy an ion, but the cashier said for me, no charge.
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If I remote desktop into a computer, then remote desktop back into the first computer, will the universe explode?
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At what point is it appropriate to tell someone their hair is losing its colour? Seems like a bit of a grey area...
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If you don't behave, I'm giving your ice cream to the dog. The ice cream is recoverable, but you'd have to eat the dog too, and you're not getting a new dog.
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I just drank a lot of water. Now I'm waiting to pee before I go to bed.