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Crap... now I need to pee. Thanks. Shaftiel

Forget the Kitty.. do you see how many 2 liter bottles there are of soda on the counter? Holy crap. And please... who has a corded phone these days, and that lamp *shudder*... Cat obviously lives in his mothers basement. Shaftiel

show us... show us... show us I'm sure he has a purrfectly pretty kitty. If you know what I mean. Yes. I mean that. Shaftiel

Kitty, Sounds like your little bag of bones been out all night Shaftiel

Nope! No Cake for you! Shaftiel

Yes sir! I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches. LOOK OUT! Shaftiel

There's millions of peaches, peaches for me Shaftiel

Nah, I'd squished a rotten peach in my fist Shaftiel

Sure, I'd take a little nap where the roots all twist Shaftiel

Yes, he does. If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day Shaftiel

They were put there by a man Shaftiel

Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches Shaftiel

Let it all burn. Just to add insult go ahead and play the lyre and sing while it burns. Your citizens will appreciate the irony as they turn into crispy ex-citizens. Shaftiel

I was going to say something like, "I just like to imagine all the women on the internet are beautiful" But that just ended up sounding creepy. lol Shaftiel

Well, there is a simple way all this can be explained. You are the survivng member of a twin fetis. In utera, your fetis absorbed that of your twin, who now lives like a parasite on your brain. At night while you sleep, it can gain control of your body, and it uses this new found freedom to mindlessly play CS:GO and L4D2. Its so obvious. There is no other logical explaination, except perhaps for ..... ALIENS! Shaftiel

Its true. Right now I am Theadore Roosevelt. Shaftiel

Its down right rude to call a woman, much less one as beautiful as Lady Yurri, a 'he'. You should apologize right now. I am shocked and outraged at your lack of common decency. How dare you sir. Shaftiel

Here. It was farther up in the thread. Shaftiel

That would be a shame. Its a beautiful building Shaftiel

LOL, nice Shaftiel

Cat is a big guy.. he takes up 2 slots. SHaftiel

Want to receive this the day it comes out? Order it in the next 5 hours and 35 minutes, and choose One-Day Shipping at checkout. If it makes you feel better I'll probably be on New New New Detroit by the time you get the game because I'll be so bad at it. So you will be just as good at running a city as those in charge of the real Detroit? Shaftiel

San lives at an industrial park in an abandoned cargo container. He has an unfair advantage on that map. Shaftiel

oh. my. god. Shaftiel