She's above that level of thinking.
Bottom line: You'll never know the complete truth about everyone. I know that valve is working again to some degree, saw someone banned by it recently. At some point, you're just going to have to accept the fact that it does you no good to yap about everthing.
People have stated here that they think camel hacks. Very well, you've said it. What Mmmm is going to do is exactly this: not allow Platinum to become some trash-talk ghetto. We never have, and never will.
If a single player can aggrivate you so much, find one of the other thousands of servers that that person doesn't frequent. We, however, have the luxury of removing the people that are so caught up about things. If you don't like that, again, you know where the door is.
EDIT: machine, btw, for even regurgitating the above about Contra, you just bought yourself the same ban your friends have.